Friday, April 18, 2008

Quintessentially Malaysian.




Chemistry common test was today. And..


Bloody hell.


Screw chemistry. Screw the damn paper.



There I was spending the whole night sitting in front of my chemistry books, cramming facts into my minuscule brain.


2 tsp NESCAFE + 2 tsp C6H12O6 + 2 tsp COFFEEMATE + 1/2 cup hot H20 = 6 and the 1/2 hours of chemistry all night which was also supposed to be equals to answering the paper with ease and scoring good grades.


But no, looking at the paper this morning all I had to say was FUCK. Every single thing there seemed Greek to me and the essay was about some stupid protein-coagulating-crap which I had absolutely no idea on. Shit.


I totally screwed it up.



Anyway, look what I found.






Comparison of cornflake packages: Koko Krunch vs Choc Crunchies, Honey Stars vs Honey Twinkies.



What kind of name Honey Twinkies is supposed to be? Choc Crunchies? WTF? First of all, which idiot actually buys imitation cereals? And stupid Malaysian people so cekap enough to come up with wonderful names like Honey Twinkies. You think people want to buy your stupid imitation products ah? Some more with names like that.


What's next? The imitation of Krispy Kreme would be called Creepy Cunt.


The imitation of Coke will be Cock. "Wanna a sip of Cock-A-Cola?"


Baskin Robbins will become Best-Nya-Robbing.


Way to go, Malaysians.



MALAYSIA BOLEH! Everything also boleh.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

woi..support the Chinese la..we all wanna make buck ma..nestle all under Malays ma...so we go support giant ( the cereals ) and dope-a-coal. and also not forgetting basket robbing .. ( man i just love made in/by Chinese 101 )

April. said...

maybe you should check out tesco's product. u'll be even more suprise of how boleh is malaysia. XD